And now from the "Least Surprising News Of The Year Department" Lindsay Lohan almost immediately posted her $75,000 bail after being so rudely sent back to the slammer when mean girl judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that being arrested for the "stolen necklace" case violated the terms of her 2007 DUI probation.
Yup, Lilo walked out of Lynwood Correctional Facility after almost an entire five hours in custody. FIVE HOURS!!! We all know that in celebrity years that was like... five hours. But five hours in celebrity years are waaaaaaay better than 5 of our hours. So it hurts that much more.
Anyways, the troubled actress slipped out of the detention facility after dark on Friday in a black SUV but she's due back in court May 11 for a pretrial hearing. Just an interesting side note now: her booking in Lynwood is reportedly the fifth time she's been processed and released there. It's kind of become her "hangout" hasn't it?
FYI: The community service portion of this latest sentence requires Lilo to spend 360 hours at the Downtown Women's Center and another 120 hours at the Los Angeles County morgue.
